Project Ass

My official job title (as official as this place gets) is Project Assistant. I went to the bank a few weeks ago where I was asked my job title. I told the teller, who wrote it down quickly, abbreviating it to: Project Ass. She moved on to the next question, but I found it so funny I couldn't stop laughing. She finally realized her mistake and added "istant" to the end. I was very disappointed. I told her she didn't need to change it and that the first title was probably more accurate. I learned one thing that day: bank tellers don't have a very good sense of humor.